Buy CrAzY Drink here!!!
By clicking the buy now button, your credit card will be charged $200 dollars and 47 liters will be sent to your exact location in less than 24 hours. With each purchase of CrAzY DRINK, a complementary personal letter and poem thanking you for your support. Also a haiku describing the flavor of the drink you just purchased.
This product is not approved by the FDA and side effects to drinking this drink is unknown. If you are pregnant, allergic to any of the ingredients in the drink, or have any heart, stomach, liver, intestinal or kidney problems, we recommend that you don’t drink. We can’t include what it is made of because each batch has a different combination of ingredients. Thank you for purchasing our product.